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<\/a>Leonardo da Vinci’s Virgin of the Rocks. Vertically bedded grey rock, consistent bedding in both foreground and background. Top right with horizontal bedding could be a fallen block.<\/p><\/div>\n
I now have young children. Instead of visiting art galleries, I watch children’s TV or read children’s books. The same impulse to critique the geology remains though. Sometimes the artists or animators match Leonardo. Sometimes they make me wince.<\/p>\n
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When drawing for children, I doubt any artist’s first thought is geological exactitude1<\/a>. If the art is being drawn by hand, even more so. But some children’s literature aims to accurately portray nature. Smiles are wider and more human that in real life, but there is a clear desire to portray a version of the real world.<\/p>\n Take the work of Axel Scheffler and Julia Donaldson:<\/p>\n In the picture above, there is a recognisable beech tree and red squirrel, plus other trees I ought to know the names of. When Axel Scheffler draws animals or plants, they are indentifiable (unless like the gruffalo above they have been brought into existence by a clever mouse’s stories). Sadly the rocks in the picture are grey and featureless, exactly like every other rock in all of his books<\/em>. Disappointing.<\/p>\n What about film? Take Disney Classic, the Jungle Book. Rocks don’t feature heavily, its true, but when they appear they have the ring of truth about them, which is more than can be said for the vultures from Liverpool.<\/p>\n I’m writing this post partly because @volcanoclast<\/a> on Twitter showed me I am not alone:<\/span><\/p>\n The world of Thomas the Tank Engine has many mysteries, it’s geology is just one of them. I’ll add to Ian’s observations that the cliffs near the beach are bright orange with nice horizontal bedding, which only deepens the confusion.<\/p>\n Kids nowadays! Don’t know they’re born! When I was a lad, children’s television was ratty models, poorly animated into stories with a broadly communist theme, usually with far too much folk music2<\/a>. These days they have computer generated images, orchestral music with a rock beat and fast-moving exciting tales of anthropomorphic animals rescuing each other with cool technology.<\/p>\n I, like the rest of my household, like Octonauts a lot. Each animal has a different regional accent to entertain the parents. It has marine biologists advising it and each episode introduces you to a new animal, like the cookie-cutter shark, or the blobfish. One thing: if there is a geological advisor then\u00a0they should be shot<\/strong>.<\/p>\n The real ocean, is generally flat and made of mud, limestone or basalt. The ocean\u00a0in which the Octonauts explore, rescue\u00a0and<\/em>\u00a0protect looks nothing like this.<\/p>\n Octonauts ‘volcano’<\/p><\/div>\n Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. Moving on, the Pixar ‘Cars’ films have a really lovely and accurate use of rock.<\/p>\n The original Cars is largely set in Radiator Springs, somewhere in the middle of America just off route 66. There are many rocky backgrounds in the film, clearly modelled on two real features of this area. Firstly there are lots of red horizontally bedded sediments, cutely modelled to look like car bonnets (terribly sorry: ‘hoods’). Interspersed are steeply bedded bits, modelled on flatirons<\/a>\u00a0but also made to look like the back end of cars sticking out of the ground.<\/p>\n To summarise, can we draw any deeper lessons from the way geology is depicted in children’s entertainments? Should we care more about the way children, future custodians of our precious planet, are shown rocks?\u00a0No, not really.<\/span><\/p>\n I know I’m not alone in checking out the rocky backgrounds my children barely notice. Help me out here: what other examples have I missed?<\/p>\n Once my wife and I visited many art galleries and I developed a rule of thumb – the quality of an artist can be assessed by the way they paint rock. If a figurative artist has put an outcrop in … Continue reading <\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a><\/p>\nDigital<\/h2>\n
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\n<\/a>It’s full of canyons, seemingly designed to show off a very odd set of rocks, with wavy inconsistent bedding and odd colours and patterns. This is consistent with the distinctive visual theme and could be forgiven – real penguins don’t constantly say ‘flappity flippers’ either – but the blob fish episode is properly bad. The easily-resolvable-dramatic-tension for this episode comes from rescuing animals from a volcano that is about to erupt. Here’s the volcano:<\/p>\n<\/a>
\n<\/a><\/p>\n<\/a>Cars 2 has some things going \u00a0for it – a continuation of the attention to geological detail. Here’s a view of Porto Corsa, a village on the Italian Riviera, clearly built on Tethyan limestone. If only the script had received the same loving care and attention.
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